Drink with me to days gone by

was making a mix on 8tracks with every single song mentioned in American Psycho in chronological order. Bad news is it can’t be published because there’s already like 33 songs and I’m only through the Genesis Chapter and there can only be two songs by each artist or from the same album. Soooooooooo that was a waste of time. 

"Clothes before bros."
#yes
"Go outside. Read a book. Compliment someone. Most importantly, enlighten yourself; there’s already enough cruelty in this world, and anyone worth their salt should be striving to make this place better, not worse."
— An amazing mother, x
"I simply am not there."
— Patrick Bateman, American Psycho (Bret Easton Ellis)
Just imagine Fury’s reaction to Nat/Clint relationships

queen-of-jotunheim:

"No Clint you are not supposed to flirt with her"
“Natasha don’t you dare flirt back”
“I’m done. I’m so fucking done with you all”

"NO NOT ON MY TABLE YOU FUCKERS. GET YOUR NAKED ASSES OFF MY DAMN TABLE. ITS MAHOGANY"

"Go tell everyone that I fucking retire… My table. My fucking table. Why on earth would they do it on MY. FUCKING. TABLE."



I’m sorry but that is all I took from that post after reading that sentence.

"All at once [Enjolras] threw back his head, his blond locks fell back like those of an angel on the sombre quadriga made of stars, they were like the mane of a startled lion in the flaming of an halo."
— Victor Hugo, Les Miserables.
Aka leader of the Enjolras Appreciation Club. (via drinkwithmegrantaire)

happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.

That and someone who loves to fuck me. 

gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

Everyone who reblogs this

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

Reblog away!

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When I say shitty fanfics

mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers

bring it

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

It expresses enthusiasm or confusion very well. 

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons and I are going to a volunteer meeting for Aarhus Pride and I AM EXCITED