I was making a mix on 8tracks with every single song mentioned in American Psycho in chronological order. Bad news is it can’t be published because there’s already like 33 songs and I’m only through the Genesis Chapter and there can only be two songs by each artist or from the same album. Soooooooooo that was a waste of time.
"No Clint you are not supposed to flirt with her"
“Natasha don’t you dare flirt back”
“I’m done. I’m so fucking done with you all”
"NO NOT ON MY TABLE YOU FUCKERS. GET YOUR NAKED ASSES OFF MY DAMN TABLE. ITS MAHOGANY"
"Go tell everyone that I fucking retire… My table. My fucking table. Why on earth would they do it on MY. FUCKING. TABLE."
I’m sorry but that is all I took from that post after reading that sentence.
People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.
That and someone who loves to fuck me.
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
It expresses enthusiasm or confusion very well.